Marina Douche

Clearly they did not consult the Marina residents....

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:03:36 -0800

Clearly they did not consult the Marina residents. #missionhipsters

That’s right. Another year of crushing brews & slaying...

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 15:50:43 -0800

That’s right. Another year of crushing brews & slaying bitches.

Who's excited for the holidays? Can you say power hour Christmas mix?

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:27:49 -0800

Who's excited for the holidays? Can you say power hour Christmas mix?

‎”Ice cream makes me cough.” I know what else makes...

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 11:53:06 -0800

‎”Ice cream makes me cough.” I know what else makes you cough…

"Sure. Santa knows who’s naughty and who’s nice…but let’s be honest…get..."

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 11:30:30 -0800

“Sure. Santa knows who’s naughty and who’s nice…but let’s be honest…get them drunk and they all turn naughty eventually.”

"OH in the Marina: “If a girl ever tried to keep socks on during sex, I’d send her..."

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 16:56:00 -0800

“OH in the Marina: “If a girl ever tried to keep socks on during sex, I’d send her packing.””

The most difficult decision I’ve made all day is where to...

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 17:13:43 -0700

The most difficult decision I’ve made all day is where to drink tonight. See ya at the Pig.

Nice save, Bro.

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 12:21:46 -0700

Nice save, Bro.

The 3 Stages of “Sick, Bro”: (via: @SexCigarsBooze)

Fri, 03 Jun 2011 14:36:50 -0700

The 3 Stages of “Sick, Bro”: (via: @SexCigarsBooze)

"Not worried about the Union St Fair weather forecast tomorrow, just means there is an 80% chance for..."

Fri, 03 Jun 2011 13:29:28 -0700

“Not worried about the Union St Fair weather forecast tomorrow, just means there is an 80% chance for an impromptu wet t-shirt contest.”

Listen: My Collaboration with Duck Sauce

Fri, 20 May 2011 11:54:25 -0700

Listen: My Collaboration with Duck Sauce

POLL: It's the end of the world? Where are we drinking?

Thu, 19 May 2011 15:51:25 -0700

POLL: It's the end of the world? Where are we drinking?

That’s funny, I dressed up as a Mission Hipster.

Mon, 16 May 2011 10:32:19 -0700

That’s funny, I dressed up as a Mission Hipster.

"Friday the 13th? Pretty sure I’ll still be getting lucky tonight anyway."

Fri, 13 May 2011 10:49:27 -0700

“Friday the 13th? Pretty sure I’ll still be getting lucky tonight anyway.”

Obviously Written by a Mission Douche

Wed, 11 May 2011 10:38:20 -0700

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2011_top_29/17-san-francisco.html

Not a single mention of the Marina in AskMen’s Top 29 cities to visit in 2011.

Good. That means more chicks for me.

Your mom likes me on Facebook (www.facebook.com/marinadouche)

Sun, 08 May 2011 22:38:22 -0700

Your mom likes me on Facebook (www.facebook.com/marinadouche)

"Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms of Marina Douches. You brought some solid bros into the..."

Sun, 08 May 2011 18:04:38 -0700

“Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms of Marina Douches. You brought some solid bros into the world. I’d fist bump every one of you if I could.”

How do you say ‘hungover as fuck’ in Spanish? Get me a breakfast burrito stat. Lo...

Fri, 06 May 2011 10:40:45 -0700

How do you say ‘hungover as fuck’ in Spanish? Get me a breakfast burrito stat. Lo siento, no lo siento.

Overheard in the Marina

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 17:26:18 -0700

OH: If the world ends, I’m gonna be pissed. Actually, if the world ends, I’ll just get blacked out so I don’t have to deal with it.

Top 10 Douchebags at Coachella

Wed, 27 Apr 2011 16:46:53 -0700

Top 10 Douchebags at Coachella:

Pissed I didn’t make this list.