That’s funny, I dressed up as a Mission Hipster.
Friday the 13th? Pretty sure I’ll still be getting lucky tonight anyway.
Obviously Written by a Mission Douche
http://www.askmen.com/specials/2011_top_29/17-san-francisco.html
Not a single mention of the Marina in AskMen’s Top 29 cities to visit in 2011.
Good. That means more chicks for me.
Your mom likes me on Facebook (www.facebook.com/marinadouche)
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms of Marina Douches. You brought some solid bros into the world. I’d fist bump every one of you if I could.
How do you say ‘hungover as fuck’ in Spanish? Get me a breakfast burrito stat. Lo siento, no lo siento.
Overheard in the Marina
OH: If the world ends, I’m gonna be pissed. Actually, if the world ends, I’ll just get blacked out so I don’t have to deal with it.
Top 10 Douchebags at Coachella
Pissed I didn’t make this list.
