January 2012
2 posts
Jan 26th
Jan 4th
December 2011
4 posts
Who's excited for the holidays? Can you say power... →
Dec 21st
Dec 19th
“Sure. Santa knows who’s naughty and who’s nice…but let’s...”
Dec 19th
“OH in the Marina: “If a girl ever tried to keep socks on during sex,...”
Dec 9th
June 2011
4 posts
Jun 22nd
Jun 10th
Jun 4th
“Not worried about the Union St Fair weather forecast tomorrow, just means there...”
Jun 3rd
May 2011
8 posts
Listen: My Collaboration with Duck Sauce →
May 20th
POLL: It's the end of the world? Where are we... →
May 20th
May 16th
4 notes
“Friday the 13th? Pretty sure I’ll still be getting lucky tonight anyway.”
May 13th
Obviously Written by a Mission Douche
http://www.askmen.com/specials/2011_top_29/17-san-francisco.html Not a single mention of the Marina in AskMen’s Top 29 cities to visit in 2011. Good. That means more chicks for me.
May 11th
May 9th
“Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms of Marina Douches. You brought some...”
May 9th
How do you say ‘hungover as fuck’ in Spanish? Get me a breakfast burrito stat. Lo siento, no lo siento.
May 6th
April 2011
11 posts
Overheard in the Marina
OH: If the world ends, I’m gonna be pissed. Actually, if the world ends, I’ll just get blacked out so I don’t have to deal with it.
Apr 30th
1 note
Top 10 Douchebags at Coachella →
Pissed I didn’t make this list.
Apr 28th
Apr 23rd
4 notes
“Think it’s a coincidence that I have a doctor’s appointment this...”
Apr 21st
Apr 20th
Overheard
OH in Napa: Nothing says “party” like a magnum.
Apr 9th
“I thought I saw a homeless person on chestnut today. As a concerned resident, it...”
Apr 9th
OH in the Marina:
“Mom, I want the 50K from my trust fund NOW, Joe got his when HE was 26!” Got mine at 25. And, Dude - only 50k? Ouch.
Apr 8th
1 note
Apr 6th
“Since I don’t care who wins I’m gonna go off the hotness of the...”
Apr 5th
“This morning, I woke up to 2 girls fighting… I had to be fair, so I kicked...”
Apr 3rd
“This heat wave makes me think I should add a girl to my roster who has pool...”
Apr 1st
March 2011
15 posts
Mar 31st
This Douche Has Reached New Heights →
The Douche Rating as USC has reached new heights…(NSFW)
Mar 30th
Mar 28th
Sweet 16 @ Bus Stop Bar →
I plan on getting as wasted as my bracket is
Mar 23rd
Mar 16th
3 notes
Sorry for Partying Playlist →
Mar 11th
3 notes
Mar 9th
Bigger orgasmica in the Marina - #WINNING →
MARINA - The Pizza Orgasmica expansion into neighboring nail shop Stephanie Nails has been approved by the Planning Commission. Now all systems are go to create a full-service pizza restaurant with more than double the seating, although ownership isn’t quite ready to pass on a timeline for its completion as of yet. [EaterWire]
Mar 7th
Mar 3rd
3 notes
Marina Douche Logic
MD: North Beach and the Mission are very similar. Me: How? MD: Well similar because they aren’t the Marina.
Mar 3rd
Mar 1st
What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says about... →
You can’t be a Marina Douche without a favorite classic rock band.
Mar 1st
Mar 1st
Mar 1st
February 2011
1 post
Marina Douche
We all have encountered the special breed of Douche that is attracted to the Marina. The guy wearing too much hair product. The bro fist pumping to the latest Ke$ha song at Eastside West. The dude who won’t stop talking about how awesome his frat parties were. The tool wearing sunglasses indoors. Now you have a place to share those stories about the Marina Douche.
Feb 27th