January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
4 posts
Who's excited for the holidays? Can you say power... →
Sure. Santa knows who’s naughty and who’s nice…but let’s...
OH in the Marina: “If a girl ever tried to keep socks on during sex,...
June 2011
4 posts
Not worried about the Union St Fair weather forecast tomorrow, just means there...
May 2011
8 posts
Listen: My Collaboration with Duck Sauce →
POLL: It's the end of the world? Where are we... →
Friday the 13th? Pretty sure I’ll still be getting lucky tonight anyway.
Obviously Written by a Mission Douche
http://www.askmen.com/specials/2011_top_29/17-san-francisco.html
Not a single mention of the Marina in AskMen’s Top 29 cities to visit in 2011.
Good. That means more chicks for me.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms of Marina Douches. You brought some...
How do you say ‘hungover as fuck’ in Spanish? Get me a breakfast burrito stat. Lo siento, no lo siento.
April 2011
11 posts
Overheard in the Marina
OH: If the world ends, I’m gonna be pissed. Actually, if the world ends, I’ll just get blacked out so I don’t have to deal with it.
Top 10 Douchebags at Coachella →
Pissed I didn’t make this list.
Think it’s a coincidence that I have a doctor’s appointment this...
Overheard
OH in Napa: Nothing says “party” like a magnum.
I thought I saw a homeless person on chestnut today. As a concerned resident, it...
OH in the Marina:
“Mom, I want the 50K from my trust fund NOW, Joe got his when HE was 26!”
Got mine at 25.
And, Dude - only 50k? Ouch.
Since I don’t care who wins I’m gonna go off the hotness of the...
This morning, I woke up to 2 girls fighting… I had to be fair, so I kicked...
This heat wave makes me think I should add a girl to my roster who has pool...
March 2011
15 posts
This Douche Has Reached New Heights →
The Douche Rating as USC has reached new heights…(NSFW)
Sweet 16 @ Bus Stop Bar →
I plan on getting as wasted as my bracket is
Sorry for Partying Playlist →
Bigger orgasmica in the Marina - #WINNING →
MARINA - The Pizza Orgasmica expansion into neighboring nail shop Stephanie Nails has been approved by the Planning Commission. Now all systems are go to create a full-service pizza restaurant with more than double the seating, although ownership isn’t quite ready to pass on a timeline for its completion as of yet. [EaterWire]
Marina Douche Logic
MD: North Beach and the Mission are very similar.
Me: How?
MD: Well similar because they aren’t the Marina.
What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says about... →
You can’t be a Marina Douche without a favorite classic rock band.
February 2011
1 post
Marina Douche
We all have encountered the special breed of Douche that is attracted to the Marina. The guy wearing too much hair product. The bro fist pumping to the latest Ke$ha song at Eastside West. The dude who won’t stop talking about how awesome his frat parties were. The tool wearing sunglasses indoors. Now you have a place to share those stories about the Marina Douche.